A Russian bodybuilder has been slammed for an Instagram photo she posted of herself in a bikini made of surgical masks. Absolut nonsense!As the world grapples with the terrifying threat of COVID-19, Yulia Ushakova thought she’d give the world a bit of a giggle. The problem is that no one is laughing, not even her 515,000 Instagram followers.Even shots like these won’t get a Russian model off the hook for a joke that fell very flat. INSTAGRAMThe 29-year-old beauty quipped: “I just ordered on AliExpress this trendy swimsuit. The built-in valves allows the skin to breath, unfortunately you can’t wear it for more than two hours. I don’t know whether this has become a new challenge on Instagram. But I like the idea. What do you think?”While the Russian temptress got about 9,000 likes, she was also lambasted as “totally stupid” and “disrespectful.”BEATING THE CORONAVIRUS BLUESWith hundreds of millions of people confined to their homes with time on their hands, a Montreal sex toy company say they have the answer.Since COVID-19 triggered a tidal wave of self-isolation and social distancing, the Daily Star reports a worldwide explosion in sex toy sales.Now, Bellesa Enterprises is planning on giving away a shriek-inducing thousands of vibrators to new female shut-ins. Already on St. Patrick’s Day, the company gave away 1,500 vibrators but their generosity apparently knows no bounds.There has been a 135% hike in sex toy sales in Canada since the crisis began.Chief Strategy Officer Jason Elman said: “Our goal is to send out 5,000, maybe over 10,000 vibrators and other gifts.Our number one priority is to keep everyone home, safe and happy.”Suzanna Emmanuel is apparently the embodiment of Christ so COVID-19 is not a worry for her or her followers.RELIGIOUS WACKOS THINK THEY’RE IMMUNESuzanna Emmanuel is apparently the embodiment or Christ. Ergo, her followers say, she won’t get the coronavirus and they won’t either.So, members of the Divine Pineal Gland Activations are ignoring calls for social isolation because God has made them immune.Now, the U.K.-based group is under fire for meeting at a Best Western in Yorkshire with followers bizarrely finding their way from Australia, New Zealand and Holland.One witness told the U.K. Sun: “I couldn’t believe it. It worried me straight away because people shouldn’t be meeting up in large crowds like that.”The man added: “But one follower told me they were immune. They said they are taken out of the world’s ‘energy fields’ and so can’t catch coronavirus. Clearly, that’s bonkers but it’s what they believe.”Are survivalists Shane and Kim ready for this? DISCOVERY CHANNELSURVIVALISTS: HA! WE TOLD YOU SO!Well, the COVID-19 crisis is the moment survivalists have waited for — and dreamed about —for decades. And they’re ready, man they’re ready.“This is not a surprise for us,” survivalist Lisandry told the New York Daily News. She began collecting food, water and other necessities six years ago after becoming a born-again Christian.“That’s one thing that all Christians learn in the process of becoming spiritually prepared— that we also have to become physically prepared because we are living in the end times. Christians say that we are the last generation.”Her stash includes nine egg-laying chickens.Another New York-area preparer, Jason Charles, has three months’ worth of food, flashlights, batteries, over-the-counter medicines and N-95 masks.“My wife, at first she thought I was always going overboard. And there’s a limitation to how much stuff you can fit in your apartment. If I lived in a house, forget it, it would be a compound already,” he told the News.Lisandry added: “We are getting closer to the Lord Jesus Christ, he mentioned that something was coming and we are ready. We are ready.”Pandemic? What pandemic? Dummies at play in Boca Raton. CITY OF BOCA RATONSPRING BREAKERS DEAD IN THE WATERObtuse spring breakers in Florida are again flouting rules to stop the spread of the deadly coronavirus. Already, most beaches and public gatherings have been closed but that hasn’t deterred fun-loving morons.Despite numerous warnings Spring Breakers are still doing shots and hanging out at the beach in Florida.INSTAGRAMNow, officials in Boca Raton shared images of thousands of partiers drinking on yachts and other boats around Peanut Island.One image showed at least 15 boats gathered in one large spot in the middle of the water as passengers partied. The city said: “While Lake Boca Raton has always served as a social gathering spot for many boaters, and will again, now is not the time for parties and tie-ups on the water.”This Missouri man licking toiletries isn’t exactly Mensa class.IDIOT OF THE DAYA Missouri man has won the daily Idiot of the Day for licking bottles on a supermarket shelf. The jackass asks in the viral video: “who’s scared of coronavirus?”Then he runs his tongue along the shelf, then slobbers over toiletries.Alongside the footage, the caption states: “I’m a nasty mother——.”More likely a total moron.CommentsShare your thoughts
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